What just happened?!?!?
I just got back from that job interview. She started off by giving me a detailed tour of the office (I now know where they do the laundry), confirming just a thing or two from my resume as we walked. She acted like I already had the job and she was training me or something, but English is her second language so maybe she was mixing present tense ("this is your desk") and conditional tense ("this could be your desk if I decide you're not an idiot"). But then she lost me. One minute we were talking about the schedule, and then the next she was saying they didn't really have a receptionist opening right now but they might in the future.
I'm thinking it wasn't meant to be. Weird, weird, weird.