At which point she cut me off and said something about her fiance. Doug and I politely took the bait and asked questions about when she was getting married, and she volunteered all this information about her engagement and her husband-to-be.
After we had walked out the door, Doug asked me if I thought the girl was being very Michael Scott-ish:
Jan: Hello, Michael.
Michael: Hey, you.
Jan: I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.
Michael: It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
Jan: Well, today's not my birthday, so...
Michael: Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.
Jan: [Pause] Happy birthday, Michael.
Good eye, Doug, good eye.