These jobs include
a. Pulling all the books off her shelf
b. Pulling the DVDs off the shelf (Doug has them arranged alphabetically and by genre... it's safe to say he loathes this job)
c. Shoving the Costco size conditioner into the tub and making such a loud noise that I nearly have cardiac arrest every. single. time.
Other full-time jobs:
- Rearranging my shoes in the closet
- Pulling everything out of the diaper bag
- Putting her plastic spoons in and out of the dishwasher (and in and out again)
She's so good at doing these things every day, that I hope somebody is remembering to give her a paycheck. In fact, I hope she's not afraid to ask for a raise... she deserves it.



