My sister Jessica sent this to me yesterday. ‘Tis funny. Create a sentence following the instructions, and please do share your results!
Pick the month you were born:
January..... I kicked
February... I loved
March....... I karate chopped
April......... I licked
May.......... I jumped on
June......... I smelled
July.......... I did the Macarena with
August...... I had lunch with
September. I danced with
October..... I sang to
November. I yelled at
December.. I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1............. A birdbath
2........ .... A monster
3............. A cardboard cutout of Luke Skywalker
4............. A tennis ball
5............. A snowman
6............. A gangster
7............. My rat
8............ My tutu
9............. My lampshade
10............ My toe
11........... My booger
12............ A banana
13............ A fireman
14............ A stuffed gorilla
15............ A goat
16............ A pickle
17............ Your mom
18............ A towel
19............ A Smurf
20............ A baseball hat
21........... A ninja
22............ Chuck Norris
23............ A noodle
24............ A squirrel
25............ A football player
26............ My cottage cheese
27........... My pineapple
28............ An iPod
29............ A surfer
30............ A llama
31............ A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White..... Because they were after me again.
Black....... Because my underwear were tight.
Pink........ Because nobody was looking.
Red........ Because the voices told me to.
Blue......... Because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Green..... Because I think I need some serious help.
Purple.... Because the world thinks I'm wonderful.
Gray....... Because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow.... Because I was bribed by the president.
Orange.... Because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown.... Because the clown was crying.
Other..... .. Because the aliens left their chip in me.
None...... Because I'm a ninja.
Wednesday, December 5
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I sang to a snowman because they were after me again.
I sang to a goat because they we after me again!
I licked my pineapple because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Fun!
I did the Macarena with a ninja because my underwear were tight!
You heard me...
I jumped on a towl because the voices told me to.
I jumped on my toe because I think I need some serious help.
That just happened.
I loved Chuck Norris because I'm cool and I do what I want.
It's true.
Here's Doug's:
I did the Macarena with a gangster because they were after me again.
I had lunch with a Smurf because Big bird told me to and he is my leader!
(big bird scares me)
I kicked a towell because my underwear is tight!
I ran over a cardboard cutout of Lke Skywalker because they were after me again.
Lke=Luke (sigh)
I sang to a Gangster because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
I kicked my booger because they were after me again
I danced with my pineapple because the voices told me so.
this is ben's:
i did the macarena with a surfer because the aliens left their chip in me.
here's joel's:
i sang to my booger because i'm cool and i do what i want to.
here's kadin's:
i kicked a ninja because the clown was crying.
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