So what were the super-scientific results? I've sifted through the data and this list shows the stalls ranked by popularity (1 being the most preferred):
1. Stall 1
2. Stall 4
3. Stall 6
4. Stall 5
5. Stalls 2 & 3 (a tie)
6. The sink
So after careful analysis, here's my conclusion: Most of my coworkers are either using the first stalls or the last stalls. Or they're using the middle stalls. Or the sink.
Really, that's all I can conclude. So if I really want the peace of mind of having my own bathroom, I'll either need to (a) stop overthinking this issue and just use the restroom like a normal person or (b) start driving home every time I need the security of my own bathroom.
Dangit.
3 comments:
if you watched seinfeld, like normal people, then you'd know that there's a third option. (c) pretend you have a handicap, like a bad leg, and get your own private handicap bathroom... and maybe even a motorized wheelchair.
You could bring a chamber pot to work and keep it under your desk?? This might make your coworkers a little awkward at first, but they'll adapt.
going along the seinfeld thought process...you could just go in the office parking deck.
giddy up!
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